'For Sale!!!' For Sale

For Sale!!!

Please do not list real estate or cars here. Use the link at the top of your screen -- you can include a photo for free

Xanga Lawrence (65.102.226.1) -

I am selling Christmas Island for $8,000,000,000,000. The island has been owned by my family but sadly my Grandfather Chi Chi passed away. I am not able to keep it clean and safe, so I will be taking offers and will be willing negociate prices. I hope to find someone who is interested and will be willing to begin a new Monarch Government. Please post offers or questions.

Reply #1 Cheif Fargo (65.102.226.1) -

Hello Xanga!

I come from Land Ogar. It's a small island near Indonesia and it sounds like Christmas Island needs some help. Well have no fear Cheif Fargo is hear! I offer 6 billion $ to you for your island. It's a couple billion less than your offer but the island sounds very sucluded. E-mail me if you would like to futher chat.

P.S. I speak Turkish so you may need a translator.

Hope the Island to be all mine some day!

Reply #2 Sukith Von Jasticall (63.225.96.96) -

hey xanga,

I come from a house boat on lake titicaca. I am very interested in your offer for christmas island. I dont have $8,000,000,000,000 but i can satisfy you in other ways. I can go for 2 hours strait. I hope we can work out a deal for this island. I have about 1,000,000 dollars in my IRA.

Thanks again,

call me at 909-283-3822

Sukith Von Jasticall OUT!!!

Reply #3 Fat Fart (63.225.96.96) -

GIT UR DUN!!!!

im buyin for 2 nickles and 3 pennies.

Reply #4 Richy Rich (65.102.226.1) -

Hello my good friend Xanga,

Im Richy Rich I've come from Antartica, and i would love to have your island. I think a monarchy is a wonderful idea for this beautiful island, and I would love to make that happen! I will offer you 10 Billion dollars per square foot! Now if you looking for a good deal thats it! Pleas contact me at 1800-IMA-RICH. I strongly think im the one you should sell to!

Many Thanks

Richy Rich!

Reply #5 Richy Rich (65.102.226.1) -

Hello my good friend Xanga,

Im Richy Rich I've come from Antartica, and i would love to have your island. I think a monarchy is a wonderful idea for this beautiful island, and I would love to make that happen! I will offer you 10 Billion dollars per square foot! Now if you looking for a good deal thats it! Please contact me at 1800-IMA-RICH. I strongly think im the one you should sell to!

Many Thanks

Richy Rich!

E-Mail:         

Name:            (required)

Title:           (required)

Message (do not enter emails or links or urls in the message!):