'Old Farts are YOU one!' Retirement  

Old Farts are YOU one!

Grampa Jerry (65.102.226.1) -

Hey i want you to take my test to see if you are an OLD FART!

The TEST!

1. Do you feel walking is becoming extreamly difficult and you may want to look into a electric wheel chair?

A Deffinetly!

B Hells NO!

C Maybe

2. do you tend to stare at younger chicks/gents instead of your OWN WIFE/HUSBAND?

A YES!

B NOOOO!

C Maybe

3. are you spending your time on the computer taking stupid tests to see if your OLD?

A ALL the time

B only NOOOOOOOOOO!

C somtimes

If you answerd mostly A's then your and official OLD FART and need to get your fat ass in a retirement home

*If you answerd mostly B's then your not old and need to keep living it young

*If you answerd mostly C's then your getting old and need to start booking retirement homes SOON!

!*!*!PLEASE REPLY!*!*!

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Reply #1 The Grinch (63.225.96.96) -

Hello,

I am the Grinch. I recently took your "Old Fart" test and i guess a i am a old fart and i better get my ass in a retirement home. Im out,

The Grinch

P.S. MYAAAAAA HEEEEEEE......MYAAAAAA HOOOOO....MYAAAAAA HAAAAA.....MYAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply #2 Old Fart (208.155.194.52) -

Here is the correct old fart quiz:

1) Does an old fart:

a) smell the same

b) smell worse

c) small better

2) Does Santa Fart Bubbles?

Reply #3 Dr. Phil (65.102.226.1) -

Hey Old Fart I took the real old fart quiz and i got C for # 1 and Yes for # 2 what does this mean?

Reply #4 lukas (193.82.98.7) -

i have already booked a home

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